Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton!
I am so sure you will not be reading this.
Secretaries of State of the US of A do not read blogs.
Other who advice you do … sometimes.
At least, it is clear to me that you would like to get the behind of Iranians’ silly boss Ahmadinejad on a sling.
India and China are the only countable nations continuing to do serious business with Iran.
China will not give you the time of the day.
So you came to talk turkey with India.
Now that the real intentions of the US of A are clear let us get down the brass-tacks.
As an Indian I am asking you:
If India agrees to play ball on Iran, what do we get in return?
Footnote to contribute to your careful reply:
Remember, Iran is selling oil to us well below the OPEC price and giving it to us on credit. Your flunkeys in Saudi Arabia are not even remotely suggesting something like that. India is least interested in soaping up the ego of the Sheikhs in the desert who had gallivanted with Uganda’s cannibal Idi Amin [I have reasons to believe he existed there in great comfort with the leave, protection and the pleasure of the US of A] when he was alive and are cootchie-cooing with the other north African villain [of Tunisian extraction, in case you have forgotten] Zinedine Ben Ali in Jeddah. There are a couple of other international baddies’ apartments in the vicinity including one in the name of one of the wives of India’s wanted villain Dawood Ibrahim, but we will let that pass.
The Saudis have been contracted to be cleaned out only by the US of A as had been Iraq.
So, the offspring of the Saud family will expect to fleece pigeons like us.
We feel that we are neither pigeons nor are willing to be fleeced, the wigged idiot SM Krishna and the traitor Sonia Gandhi notwithstanding.
Now that the ground rules have been laid, would you tell us as to what you would do with China’s meddling in our affairs please?
I do not want to be told that by any weeping American wimp one more time that China is fiddling on your roof with gay abandon in a tune that is pure cacophony misusing your financially straitened circumstances as all that is the result of the wasteful expenditure of the US of A and buying third rate Chinese stuff at fourth rate prices on credit. Well you asked for trouble and got it. Now the US of A is hocked to China for the next decade unless you decide to bomb Beijing out of existence … something you cannot do at all.
Allow me to tell you that several of the facilities being extended to China can be renegotiated by the US of A to leverage a lot of other things including the issue over South China Sea off the Vietnamese coast.
That could help the US of A to correct its lopsided foreign policy and help India in exporting our stuff to you … matching China rivet-by rivet, screw to screw and nail upon nail.
Talking of Iran bring us to the major flashpoint in the Middle-East – the Straits of Hormuz. Iran had threatened to mine that area to worsen an already bad situation. And that is a place called Somalia where piracy is going on to the chagrin of the entire sea-faring world and to my knowledge that nonsense is happening with Pakistani planning and obviously you know it thanks to the assets of the CIA within the ISI. As the whole thing can affect all of us, can work something out to help, us, and everyone else in the world except the piracy minded Pekingese poodles in Pakistan’s Karachi?
Else, even for a moment I am not fooled by your saying nice things that the idiots sitting in New Delhi are going gaga over – the demand to nab Hafiz Sayeed. For one, I know that whenever we want that rascal, all that Indian needs to do is request the right person in either Mossad or Shin Beth and we would have the schmuck trussed like an emu or an ostrich and delivered noiselessly into one of our prisons … the way you were gifted Saddam [remember him ma’am?] and you were allowed to claim the catch. [That you are going nowhere very fast in Iraq is another little fact I will not dwell upon at all.]
I have more Islamic friends who know really well that what the likes of Hafiz Sayeed and his idiot comrades are preaching is far removed from the egalitarian religion called Islam. The so called Jihad they are talking about [the fourth one of one that deemed to be wielding the sword of Allah] is a forgery added to the Holy Koran. Check your facts. Undo the harm some dumbo in the CIA did in the past to fight the Godless Soviet Commies [now Putin is that gang’s leader again, in case you have not noticed] and thus make your peace with Moslems as they are as law-abiding as the average Indian [the Asian and the American variety] is.
For a fact, Mrs Clinton, I know that Obama will not win a second term.
If you think you can ever have a chance of running for President in the future – please do such meaningful things.
Else, drooling diplomatic drivel like a dumbkopf will get you to the same position where the peanut farmer Carter has been jimmied into.
While talking of carting, allow me to tell you that Vice President Biden’s sharp rhetoric expressing the US commitment to protect Israel from its enemies in Tehran is some kind of a sick joke.
In my opinion, Israel is very well capable of saving itself.
In the past, when the Americans winked [then it was President Reagan, ma’am] at the French supplying a nuclear reactor to Saddam, Israel did not ask anyone’s permission before bombing the facility at Osirak to dust.
When the bumbling bumble-bee Idi Amin got an aircraft hijacked from Israel, they made him look like the Supreme Head of Intelligence Targeting [I am borrowing from the English author Frederick Forsyth] – you can work out the acronym yourself, ma’am Israelis undid that all the way from Entebbe to the endgame in Tel Aviv.
To my knowledge the US of A is yet to do something remotely professional like that.
So, Biden is being dumb by pretending to bull-shit the Jews by saying the window for diplomacy with Iranian officials was closing, and predicting that the country’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, would be ousted within two years.
To wit, he said:
“The window [for diplomacy] is closing in the near term. This cannot go on forever. When we took office … there was virtually no international pressure on Iran. We were the problem. We were diplomatically isolated in the world, in the region and in Europe. The international pressure on Iran was stuck on neutral … Tehran had allies that were intimidating its neighbours, and America’s leadership was in doubt. Today it is starkly, starkly different. Anyone who thinks that Iran is a monolith is making a gigantic historical mistake. The dissension between Ahmadinejad and the Supreme Leader [Ayatollah Ali Khamenei] is palpable. They will not both be around two years from now, and my bet is that Ahmadinejad is gone.”
Something to that effect had been said by President Carter in the seventies with one minor spelling correction in the last word for the spiritual leader] after Americans were held prisoner in Tehran.
Like Mitt Romney, I am laughing too.
President Obama has slammed his Republican opponents for “bluster” in “beating the drums of war” over their accusations that he has shown a lack of resolve in protecting Israel from a potentially nuclear-armed Iran.
Mitt Romney has gone on record teasing Obama calling the moves over Iran as “fretting”.
“If Obama is re-elected, Iran will get the bomb,” Romney had said.
Biden hit back.
“The U.S. policy under Barack Obama is straightforward — we will prevent Iran from acquiring a nuke by whatever means necessary, period.”
So we know that you want to close Iran’s wee bit possibility of wriggling out of the jam your nation has placed it in.
I have better things to do than shedding tears for a bunch of cold-blooded crooks who seem to be ruling Iran or worrying about the gas that could come through a pipe-line that has to pass through Pakistan. It is a bloody pipedream.
So Mrs Clinton, let us talk business.
And therefore, do not feed us crap as you did when you were here the other day.